News versus Nature

It’s summer! Check outside for all the changes

BE less focussed on social media and all the DANGERS

SEE the Pohutukawa tree in full red bloom

Much better than all the news and it’s DOOM AND GLOOM

The Jacaranda Tree with her purple flowers

Not like the media spouting ‘bout Political Powers

The brilliant sunshine at this time of year

Beats all the anxiety and the endless fear

A few hours blobbing at a pool or at the beach

Turn off your WIFI, now out of reach

Checking out the birds and birdsong

Better than reading the news and all that’s wrong

Take a break this Xmas if you can

About what’s wrong with all of man

Instead overdose on the more simple things of life

Away from the 24/7 stress and strife.

Retreating to a ‘bach’ or ‘beach’ this summer?

Merry Xmas from the ‘Land of Down Under’

Taking time out, yes at a Kiwi bach

Eating fish from the weekly catch

Hanging out by the communal pool

In the breeze refreshingly cool

On a cold night, lighting a fire

Dressing in PJs, the evening attire

Taking a ride in a rubber boat

Cooling down while afloat

Playing swing ball and monopoly with the one you love

Being serenaded by a solo dove

Reading ‘Whiskey Lima Golf’ in the shade

Under an umbrella that’s begun to fade

Blobbing on the deck in the sun

Just enjoying old fashion, meagre fun

Join the Kiwis at the beach this summer

Even if you are working through, not such a bummer

Then after hours, collect up your togs, towel and hat

Head for the beach with your loved ones, dog or cat!

Spring Fling & Read

The garden is amazing this time of year

So these are some photos I’d like to share

Please help me out with the names of the flowers

I’m bathing in sunshine between storms and showers

So here we have to my right

Watsonias, tall with flowers pure white

Over here now look straight ahead

Alstroemerias yellow and mostly red

But my favourite ones of them all

Sparaxis so pink and tall

Oh my god if that’s not enough

Our rhodos pink and strong and tough

The birds are out and enjoying the bread

While I’m looking at the island out ahead

And Tui are swarming high and low

Looking at us suspiciously here below

The Tui enjoying a frenzied feed

While I pick up my brilliant book time to read

Whiskey Lima Golf is now the talk of the town

So check out Bach Doctor Press and stick aroun

Crime Fiction: Hey check it out

Coming to a big wide screen

The best crime fiction I’ve ever seen

‘Whiskey Lima Golf’ is out today

Time to order, I would say

Written by Kiwi author Darin Dance

From Bach Doctor Press have a glance

He’s also written about the Trinity Girls

Three career gals with all the frills

Also based in the capital, yes no less

Check out how these snazzy girls like to dress

Sheninigans within Wellington walls

The meetings that go on between the floors

Train rides up and down the Kapiti Coast

Which character do YOU like the most?

Freya, Flat White and young Sven

And the tales of their gorgeous men

But for now let’s please concentrate

On Tom Yelich and his fate

A tall, young and swarthy PI

Solving a crime, with that roving eye

Just back from fighting in a war

A fascinating character to the core

Solving crimes while on the run

Does he ever have time for fun?

Find out deep within these pages

Just which character he enrages

And which girl really catches his eye?

And where is the hiding place of that spy?

Discharged from the Army

Tom (Tamati) Yelich such a fine young man

Being in the Defence Force, was always the plan

Bought up by his grand dad, the adorable Koro

Tom’s childhood plagued by heartache and loads of sorrow

Recently fighting courageously for his country

That’s our Tom, aka Tamati

Traumatised from his escapades overseas

Discharged from service, now ‘at ease’

Injured and suffering asking ‘What can I do?

I’ll have to start my life all anew’

Disabled and finding it hard to walk

But with the gift of the gab now ready to talk

Back home in windy Wellywood

Feeling lonely and misunderstood

He’s looking at getting himself on his feet

Time now to get back out on the street

(…and who will be the first girl he gets to meet?)

What’s new in Wellington? WLG

Whiskey Lima Golf is Book one

Tom Yelich the main character our number one

Solving crimes on the Wellington streets

Who will he end up with between the sheets?

An interesting team merge together

So diverse but like birds of a feather

A few false starts and hesitations

But Tom starts up White Rabbit Investigations

Everyone soon falls into stride

Come along on this exciting ride

Watch this team as they evolve and as they lead

Whiskey Lima Golf is a must,  one great read

Pre-order now at bachdoctorpress.com

Wellington (WLG) Whiskey Lima Golf

Hey 16 September check it out

I wanna scream and seriously shout

Coming to a screen or store near you

Whiskey Lima Golf it’s brand new!

Whiskey Lima Golf is out now any day

Time to click PRE ORDER Without delay

Written by Kiwi author Darin Dance

From Bach Doctor Press take a glance

He’s also written about the Trinity Girls

Three career girls and all the frills

Also based in the capital, I say no less

Check out how these three dress

Shenanigans within the Wellington walls

The meetings that go on between the floors

Train rides up and down the Kāpiti coast

Which character do you despise the most?

Freya, Flat White and young Sven

Not forgetting Cat and their men

But for now let’s concentrate

On Tom and his fate

A tall swarthy young PI

Solving crime with an eagle eye

Just back from fighting in a war

A fascinating character to the core

Wrestling with demons from the military

While recovering from his injury

Whisky Lima Golf one of a kind

A one in a million special find.

Sea Shanties & Shipwrecks

Fascinated by ship wrecks and stories of the sea? How do these ships end up where they do? What becomes of shipwrecks? As a child did you used to explore the seaside? And intrigued by what you found. In the North Island on the edge of the Kāpiti Coast we used to pretend we were Rose and Jack from ‘Titanic’ and stand on the bow of a local shipwreck and dream of faraway lands.

Ships and shipwrecks have always been a point of fascination

I cannot find a valid explanation

Learning about the history of ships that sail no more

The majority of them swept up on rocks or ashore

Like the ‘Wahine’ on April 10, 1968

Can you remember that fateful date?

In Wellington harbour she finished her days

In the early hours near Seatoun, along the bays

Then there was the ‘Hydrabad’ on her way from Adelaide

Becoming a victim of a shipwreck raid

This sailing ship on a stormy voyage

With a couple of crew, wives and civies on this passage

On her way to a destination

But nature had her intervention

Heading up the Kāpiti Coast

With Captain Homewood playing host

The strong winds pushed her in

The poor ship out of control, on a spin

Landing on a sandy bank

The hull hitting the sandbar with a clank

They tried to refloat her, they gave it a crack

To get the sailing ship back on track

But alas the winds were far too strong

The weather conditions for sailing were completely wrong

She had now beached herself too close to shore

Her days at sea were no more

All the escapades of refloating her taken in by local folk

Anything of value, the vandals went for broke

Today over a century later there she lays

Buried beneath the sand where no one plays

But back in the days as a child

I played on her, running wild

Climbing over her broken mast

Happy memories of the past

Standing up the front with arms out wide

Down in the ships cabin we would play and hide

Walking along the old beams from starboard

Then 1, 2, 3 jump, now over board

She used to protrude high out of the sand

For miles down the beach, you could see her stand

That was the days before Health and Safety came into play

When you could run havoc, night and day

Childhood memories of being shipwrecked out at sea

Adventures and innocent fun and home by tea

Make sure you hold onto those memories and relive those days

Happy times playing at the beach and around the bays

Narcissism and Gaslight II

Continuing on from our Narcissism and Gaslighting snapshot in Part I.

You are SOOO Sensitive… I never said that….

Cat in Sharks with Lipstick enjoys her little gaslighting escapades and making her team feel they have got it all wrong, mis-understood and they are the reason for the ‘stuff ups’ and not achieving the team’s KPIs, targets, blowing the budget…





Cat in Sharks with Lipstick is as usual’ more than able’

So don’t ever put all your cards on the table

Don’t let her know what’s really going on inside your head

Just smile and wave and step ahead





She enjoys greasing up to those in high places

Putting on a show with all her faces

Just beware of her gaslighting

She thrives on this, ‘Oh it’s so exciting’





And being in charge of your salary band

And always having the upper hand

Don’t try and climb to her dizzying heights

Just leave her to her own agenda and cat fights









She’s a narcissist through and through

So watch your back, I’m warning you

She’s a perfectionist with no self worth

Avoid her if you can with one wide birth









Mind your Ps and your Q’s

Don’t share your feelings or your views

Let her think she’s in control

Don’t be part of her next ‘cull’









Making people redundant is her favourite task

Never question her ability, just never ask

Bum up head down if you want to stay

Or otherwise she’ll make you pay





Don’t lose it she will undoubtedly win

Don’t let her get under your skin

At all times be on guard

Yes I know it’s really hard





But read the book and be in for a surprise

Watch Cat come to a strange demise.

Narcissism and Gaslighting I

It would appear the words ‘Narcissism’ and ‘Gaslighting’ are bandied around nowadays more than back in the day. Surely it’s always been around, I mean ‘Gas lights’ are a thing of the past, so obviously these character traits and behaviour have been around forever. Just people are dropping the ‘N’ bomb and ‘G’ bomb more regularly. One of our leading ladies, Cat, the HR Manager in ‘Sharks with Lipstick’ displays a lot of the below traits. Check out the definition for Narcissism below and the little ditty which portrays her every whim and way.

“People have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others.”





Narcissism seems to ooze from the HR Manager’s lips

While at a meeting she spouts off her trivia tips

Pretending she gives a dam about her team’s health and well being

Instead leaving an undercurrent and awful feeling

Trying to gaslight and apportion blame

Angling into making her staff feel guilt and shame

Never taking responsibility for her words and actions

Planting the trap and enjoying reactions

Cat in Book 1 with her position of power

Lords above her staff by the minute, by the hour

With a PHD in Micro Managing

Points on the agenda constantly re-arranging





She one minute is as nice as lemon pie

The next making her staff wanna cry

She likes to make you feel (falsely) she has your back

ALERT! That means she’s ready to attack





Word of warning right from the start

Never with Cat show you’re smart

Don’t ever try to make her feel a fool

Just tread carefully and keep your cool